They’re coming back and I’m afraid, very afraid.
Skinny pants were never a good idea. And all those what not to wear people have told us for years that skinny pants are satanic and evil. Now The Gap wants us to walk into their stores wearing our nicely proportioned boot cut jeans that make our hips look less wide and our thighs look less rotund and trade them in for a stretch fabric that hugs every inch and curve?
Are they head injured? Insane? Smoking Crack?
So let me make myself clear. I’ve got money to spend that will stay right in my wallet, Mr. Gap Man if you think for one second I’m revisiting skinny pants. You can kiss my mid-rise, loose fitting ass if you think I’m doing that trend a second time. My friend Cindy has made it clear to me that
If you did the trend the first time, you cannot do it the second time.
And she’s absolutely right.
And while we’re on the subject – the same goes for ripped sweatshirts, pumps with socks, pumps that match the colors of your eye shadow which match the appliques on your tunic style sweater, earrings the size of newborn infants and headbands.
Back away from the 80’s fashion ideas and keep your hands where I can see them – or you won’t be seeing my hands reach into my purse to pull out my credit card any time soon.