Please stop blocking the car lane behind West Frederick Middle School. It’s a drop off lane for a reason. It is not a sit there and talk to your kid about his day lane. It is not a visualize doing well on your test lane. It is not a bitch to your kid about his latest infraction lane. It is not a lecture your kid about how "disappointed" you are lane.
It’s the DROP OFF lane. Drop off your kid and pull away. Only 5 cars can fit in this lane at one time. Straggler parents back up the traffic flow so KNOCK IT OFF! If you want to discuss something with your kid, do it on the way to school or pull into a parking space if you suddenly have the urge to talk about the birds and bees.
And one more thing. The kid’s in middle school. He can walk the 50 yards to the door on his own. You don’t have to watch him until his silhouette disappears inside the inner foyer. Jesus! As soon as he shuts the car door you should jam that Altima into gear. Hell, I pull away before the automatic side door of my minivan completely closes. I’ve got places to go, people to see and things to do. Chances are you do too, woman. For God’s sakes get with the program crazy lady!
This is why I have this blog. So I can let it out my frustrations and not cause carnage on America’s highways. Wondering if you suffer from road rage? Take at self test here at this site authored by Chris Carlton. I scored a 35.