Did you hear?

Oprah is mourning the death of her dog. It’s on page 2 of my local paper. I also saw the story covered on a televised newscast yesterday while I was flipping through channels.

Oprah’s dog died.

She’s sad.

This headline is trumping that the judge dismissed the Plame lawsuit, slow economic growth is being predicted due to the ongoing slump in the housing market and that asbestos dust floating all over midtown Manhattan is safe. Those are all page 3 headlines.

Oprah’s in mourning.

Page 2.

It even beat out a pedicure feature on the cover of the lifestyle section.

Page 2?

What the fuck?


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